Today, the House meets to vote on a real piece of legislation that solves an imaginary problem.  

The Farm Dust Regulation Prevention Act purports to address the fictitious threat that the Environmental Protection Agency is out to destroy the family farm and countless jobs by regulating the dust emitted by tractors and other farming equipment.

Never mind that EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson has committed to leaving the 1987 standard for large soot particles unchanged. 

And never mind that EPA Assistant Administrator Gina McCarthy essentially told the Energy and Commerce Committee that EPA was about as likely to regulate fairy dust as it was to regulate farm dust.

While hiding behind its stated purpose of addressing the made-up threat of utter ruin to the family farm, this bill inflicts very real harm. That is because it also blocks EPA from setting standards for the dirty soot that gets spewed out of massive mines, smelters, refineries and some chemical plants. 

It becomes, in fact, the Congressional version of “Never Never Land” – where the Republicans’ answer to the question “when can we remove the poisons from the air we breathe” is never.

In the play “Peter Pan”, Tinkerbell drinks poison that is intended to kill Peter.  She begins to die – but Peter Pan implores the audience to just clap their hands if they really do believe in fairies – and then maybe, just maybe, Tinkerbell won’t die.  Every small child in the audience then claps so hard their hands sting – and Tinkerbell rises magically back to life.

With this bill, Republicans are engaging in the very same sort of fantasy. 

If we just believe that EPA has launched a war on jobs, then it must be so, and we must stop it. 

If we just believe that EPA officials are lying about their secret plans to destroy the livelihood of every farmer in America, then it must be so, and we must stop it. 

If we just believe that eviscerating every environmental law on the books will not lead to the real deaths of thousands of Americans each and every year – then it must be so.
The Republican Lost Boys and Wendys are telling America that the only way to revive the Jobs Fairy is to kill the EPA.

To pretend that the deaths, cancers and other illnesses that the Republican plan will cause are imaginary – or a mere nuisance - really is the stuff of fairy tales.
Let’s get back to reality and solve real problems in this country. Vote NO on this bill.